Saturday, August 2, 2008

They's a Weevil in it, 'gin.























These guys had it tough. Did they whine like his Inflated-ness whines? The Obama "plan" has a weevil in it.




TAKE THE EXCESS PROFITS OF OIL COMPANIES TO HELP WORKING
FAMILIES DEAL WITH ENERGY COSTS WITH NEW $1,000 REBATE CHECKS
AND ENACT A $50 BILLION PACKAGE TO SAVE 1 MILLION JOBS




Where whoever really wrote Obama's "plan", (vomit-scare quotes intentional), where it says "TAKE", read "STEAL". And Mr., Mrs., or Miss whomsoever, who appointed you the seizer of profits, excess, minimum, mazimum,positive, negative or any other '-tive'? More drivel in paragraph one:





Barack Obama recognizes that for tens of millions of hardworking American families the economic winds have become a perfect storm: Seven straight months of job loss, gas above $4.00 a gallon, falling wages and home values, and foreclosures mounting. Barack Obama believes that America cannot afford to continue the reactive, too-little-too-late approach that the Bush Administration has taken to our immediate economic challenges – an approach that John McCain is committed to continue. Barack Obama understands that we must move aggressively to provide immediate help to America’s working families and turn our economy around, as well as move to enact a long-term plan to foster shared, bottom-up growth. The roots of our current economic problems lie in our failure to tackle long term challenges: energy policy, skyrocketing health costs, education, oversight of financial institutions, and the abandonment of fiscal discipline. Obama has proposed bold initiatives to address these long-run structural problems. But beyond those steps, the economy cannot wait – the risks of insufficient action are mounting by the day as economic uncertainty grows.



For His Inflated-ness, the glass isn't even half full, but about 1% full, of swirling bilge water filled where weevils are practicing their backstrokes! And all that needs to be done to bring about the "Golden Age of The Most High Inflated-ness" is vote him in. Oh Glory Hallalujah!! There is no point trying to refute any of this made-up factual roadkill. These people string little phrases together like a mixed-grill Waldorf salad, except where that recipe reads apples, raisins and walnuts, they used beach sand, carp tongue, scallop milt, and thistle drift with a dressing of alum, sour milk and burning tires. You don't have to swallow any of it to know how it tastes. Just stay upwind.




His "plan" is just handouts. National welfare. Dole for All. $$$$ from the "Can do's" to "Help me Obie Wan Brak-bama! You're my last HOPE..." Handouts for votes. Why do we never hear of "plans" to sieze "profits" from Hollywood actors and film producers? Professional atheletes? Various non-profit foundations? "Seize the profits of the Non-profits!!!" Hitler did pretty well after Kristalnacht "seizing" the profits of Jewish businessmen and bankers. Here's real employment data for 2008. Deep water. Lots of it. Filled with tasty fish.

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