His Inflated-Ness speaks:
"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy. Making sure your tires are properly inflated — simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they’re talking about getting off drilling — if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You’d actually save just as much!"
His Inflated-ness has floated to the candidacy on inflated nothingnesses and words fully on empty, saving millions of gallons of meaning. Sergeant Schultz was only pretending to know nothing. His Inflated-ness is the real deal.